Look, mom! Your first grandbook!
“I’ve heard that publishing a book is like giving birth. Is that true?”
“Well, I haven’t given birth yet, so I’m not sure. But I have been putting lots of picture of it on Facebook if that’s any indication.” [Pause] “Admittedly, it’s not quite as cute as a child.”
“Yeah, I’m not sure that your mom will be happy with just a grandbook.”
By the way, in case you’ve missed my Facebook posts, my book, The Alloway Files, is now available at Amazon. Click here to buy!
